Battle Royal!!

This is going to be my longest post, but by far the best. Many of you know one of my 6 housemates, Tim Foley, son of Tom Foley. Well today at work I met a co-worker named Tom Foley. I mentioned I had a friend named Tim and he said that was his sons name. Upon informing my housemate he replied via e-mail,

"They probably suck. I want a complete analysis of these guys tonight. I want everything. I wanna know which foley tandum is cooler, smarter, better looking... anything you can think of."

Of couse I did some research and found the best way to decide the better Foley Family was to have a characteristic BATTLE ROYAL!!! Here it is:

"Foley #1 V. Foley #2 Battle Royal!!

ROUND 1

Who would survive the Stone Age?

An easy way to answer this, who has better vision? Considering Tom #1 and Tim #1 both wear corrective lenses and Tom & Tim #2 don't, and survival comes in the stone age by being able to see your attackers, or a pack of foxes, round # 1 goes to #2

ROUND 2

Who would survive the Ice Age?

Considering the amount of fur running in the family line of Foley's #1(Bryan is too cool for fur) and the lack of hair in Foley #2's Family. It is easy to say that the warmer you are the better shot of surviving the Ice Age as a Foley #1, Round #2 goes to #1

ROUND 3

Who is Better Looking?

Tough one here, if we just consider both Tom's and both Tim's only #2 has a clear advantage, but if we take Families as a whole, Bryan has more of a power injection than Barry Bonds once had/used. Tim and Tom #1 thank Bryan for your slight advantage...I don't know how the other Foley's survived this long in history with out someone like Brian

Final Count

Foley's #1 - 1.75

Foley's #2 - 1.25

Congrats!!